August 2009
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Ick. Should men be allowed to show up at the office with their top button undone and no under shirt so all their hair is falling out (No he’s not hot)?
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Words of wisdom from our guest blogger: Erika...
we all bounce around through life believing we will somehow find inspiration and inertia to execute a professional dream…but theres a time when you shrivel up, you become older and you lose your momentum… do you keep going or do you rationalize and settle for something a little less than the rigid standards you had growing up.
Luckily, we aren’t there yet. If and when we do, we...
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I want to eat this cupcake! →
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Awww mama monkey- so cute! →
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Awesome new word
Fetchurbation
Pronunciation: \fe-chur-bey-shuh n\
When a dog plays fetch by himself, and therefore is able to pleasure himself without the help from anyone else.
**Please note that this word and definition came from the preacher at my church**
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Gay Mardi Gras Parade
Today we have a guest blogger! Miss Erika Cespedes- she doesn’t need much introduction. Enjoy!
ok so…a GAY MARDI GRA in new orleans….with glitter and sequens and hairspray and IM NOT GOING TO BE THERE?!?!?
um…NO. this is not okay. im the princess of little gays. in fact, there is no REASON why i wasnt invited from the mayor of NOLA himself, a prestigous invite to be the...
Watchicodeforlove:
Wow this is awesome
Woohoo!!! Made it to the top 50,000 blogs! Top 5 here we come :) - J
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Those sneaky giraffe penis thieves.... →
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Why would you give a spider drugs? →
Oh my this is disturbing... Poodle pandas?! →
susieoz:
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iarescientist:
Seed 2.0...
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Office Etiquette
So I work in an office environment and I have recently been the victim of office theft. Food theft that is. Now I am relatively new to the office lifestyle, and I made the rookie mistake of putting my Lean Cuisine and Coke Zero in the freezer and fridge at my office. Using my normal human reasoning, I assumed both would be safe until I was ready to consume. WRONG! I had the unpleasant experience...
Yes we actually had this conversation....
Jen: ok please explain to me why there's a bottle of lube in our supply room?
me: nooners.
Jen: haha excuse me?
me: or morners. which is a nooner only sooner.
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Since the last Jet song was such a hit…...
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WatchBeautiful Conor singing Cape Canaveral at Stubb’s in Austin. Sigh. I took this video a while back but it’s still amazing. See if you can hear my little sister in the background. -J
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This is a song from Jet’s new album that...
“I like all of the music in my iTunes, except when it’s on shuffle, then I...”
“The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a...”
“I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of...”
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Hair bands
Asi: I hate it when my hair bands get too loose and then I have to use two.
Jen: Yeah but they aren't good if they're too tight either.
Asi: True, but then after time they get too loose.
Jen: Just like vaginas.
How not to be hated on Facebook →
Wow this is so perfect. I wish I had written it! -J
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Someone who didn't make the list....
Jen: I know someone that would have been on my list
Jen: but can't physically be on it any more 
Asi: who
Jen: Heath Ledger
Asi: oh
Asi: yeah that's gross
Jen: haha shut up
Jen: I'm just saying he would have made the cut
Asi: his loss
Jen: I guess being dead is his loss too
Asi: lol
Asi: omg
Jen's "List" (Top 5 celebs you want to do)
Jen: drum roll please.....
Jen: in no particular order!
Jen: John Krasinski
Jen: Gael García Bernal
Jen: Connor Oberst
Jen: Johnny Depp
Jen: Christian Bale
Asi: that's a really good list
Jen: it's solid
Bathroom naps
This convo happened before I got the job I have now FYI.
Jen: just tried to do bathroom nap
Jen: it didn't work out
Asi: wait
Asi: you tried to nap in the bathroom
Jen: I do that a lot
Asi: lol
Jen: a quick nap in the stall
Asi: and you wonder why you cant get a job
Jen: haha shut up!
Asi: do you just like
Asi: sit there
Asi: and sleep for like 15 mins
Jen: I put my head on my lap
Jen: yes and take a quick nap
Asi: lol omg what
Jen: it's very therapeutic
Asi: ok but then arent people like
Asi: she's been in there a long time
Jen: well the good thing is I'm not important
Jen: so there's only one person that really looks for me
Jen: I mean I don't take them EVERY day
Jen: just when I reaallly need them
Jen: and I need it today
Jen: but then people kept coming in and taking shits
Jen: and I couldn't fall asleep
Asi: omg
Jen: haha I guess that sounds kinda ridiculous huh?
Asi: lol YEA
Thanks to Bright Eyes for inspiration for our...
“California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange - Fred Allen”
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“Texas has taught me a lot about forgiveness - Connor O’Berst”