Gay Mardi Gras Parade
Today we have a guest blogger! Miss Erika Cespedes- she doesn’t need much introduction. Enjoy!
ok so…a GAY MARDI GRA in new orleans….with glitter and sequens and hairspray and IM NOT GOING TO BE THERE?!?!?
um…NO. this is not okay. im the princess of little gays. in fact, there is no REASON why i wasnt invited from the mayor of NOLA himself, a prestigous invite to be the gay queen on a float full of roses, lace and butterflies….
My bestie Jen and I have been planning on doing a road trip for labor day but due to lack of funds and my living in the dungeons of hell with a mother who doesnt understand how much cuter and nicer I am when I am miles awya from her- I am 50% sure our dream of a bff weekend will not happen. Here is an excerpt of our conversation. The topic: The NOLA Gay Mardi Gras…GAY MARDI GRAAAAA ugh omfg. The concern: money to ride to NOLA.
Jennifer: hahaha new orleans is too far away though
Erika: i know i know but if we get on the fairy train it takes us there in 5 minutes flat!
it runs on faith and hairspray
instead of gas
so its cheaper
With this said… I will get on my knees on a gay pew and ask the Gay Gods, RuPaul and George Michael, if they can send us a magical fairy ticket to board that magical, glittery and sequined filled train with our love for not only the gay community but of big Texas hair, dramatic lashes, and blush as red and as vibrant as the color of the sun.
Amen,
Your Texas Fairy Catcher
